The things you say

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Me(after eating two heaped plates of lentil casserole):
If I eat more I'll get sick

You(all concern, wide-eyed, head cocked towards me,reassuring hand on my arm: You can borrow my sick bowl Mammy

To Daddy, after he'd trawled you around 3 cake shops hunting down eccles cakes without success (gutting or what?!): Let's go home and make some. What's in them?
Daddy: Pastry and raisins
You: We have pastry and raisins at home. I'll make you some quickly.

Love Mam x